ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

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mochioftheyear:

theteaseninjaza:

My left eye has been twitching all day What does it mean?

Cancer

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therealscienceside:

theteaseninjaza:

My left eye has been twitching all day What does it mean?

They want to dance. Free them

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iamscienceside:

theteaseninjaza:

My left eye has been twitching all day What does it mean?

It means someone far away is complimenting your eyebrows.

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caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

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LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

vinegod:

When you wait for your parents to get in a good mood to ask them for somethin by RayRay Durant

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

Is that James Gunn, the director of Guardians of the Galaxy?

rustincohleruinedmylife:

definitionsfading:

time continues to be a flat circle

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10 minutes of Surfer, dude and I’m SCREAMING

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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accionightlock:

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

Okay, I am going to tell you some shit right now about this kind of thing.
In 2007 (I was 8 at the time) and a nearby little mall was Holding a Harry Potter ball to commemorate the last book coming out. It was a big costume ball, you showed up in costume, there was a spelling contest to name all the spells and monsters, that sort of thing.
And I had gone as first year Harry Potter. No wig, I never heard of the thing. I had a storebought cape, a home made Gryffindor emblem on it. A cheap 5 buck wand that gave off a little light when you pressed the button, as well as those fake nose and mustache glasses with the nose removed and masking tape wrapped around the middle. It was awful, I was barely recognizable
And oh my god I loved it.
I got a 15$ gift card from the spelling bee (I couldn’t spell Inferi) I said hello to random people, calling them by whomever they were dressed up as. And people’s smiles were precious. So I walked around a bit, saying hello to everybody in character.
Then of course at the end of the night, they let people up there and depending on the applause you could be nominated for the king or queen of the ball And own the first copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on the eastern seaboard. I of course went up there, as well as like 5 other people, all older than me. And the applause was pretty decent, but when it was my turn I just picked up my plastic wand, pointed it at the crowd and made the end light up bright blue.
And holy shit they went wild.
So me and like some 19 year old Hermione got to be the first two people to buy the book, and it was great. I still keep the picture in my living room. However, as I was leaving the bookstore, surrounded by jealous onlookers.
I drop the fucking book.
And I swear to god the silence that swarmed the room it was like I had dropped a BIBLE.
So I can assure you that this moment is going to forever be engraved in this kid’s mind as being the first person to drop the phone. We probably shouldn’t make as big of a deal about it, seeing as he’ll never forget it.

accionightlock:

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

Okay, I am going to tell you some shit right now about this kind of thing.

In 2007 (I was 8 at the time) and a nearby little mall was Holding a Harry Potter ball to commemorate the last book coming out. It was a big costume ball, you showed up in costume, there was a spelling contest to name all the spells and monsters, that sort of thing.

And I had gone as first year Harry Potter. No wig, I never heard of the thing. I had a storebought cape, a home made Gryffindor emblem on it. A cheap 5 buck wand that gave off a little light when you pressed the button, as well as those fake nose and mustache glasses with the nose removed and masking tape wrapped around the middle. It was awful, I was barely recognizable

And oh my god I loved it.

I got a 15$ gift card from the spelling bee (I couldn’t spell Inferi) I said hello to random people, calling them by whomever they were dressed up as. And people’s smiles were precious. So I walked around a bit, saying hello to everybody in character.

Then of course at the end of the night, they let people up there and depending on the applause you could be nominated for the king or queen of the ball And own the first copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows on the eastern seaboard. I of course went up there, as well as like 5 other people, all older than me. And the applause was pretty decent, but when it was my turn I just picked up my plastic wand, pointed it at the crowd and made the end light up bright blue.

And holy shit they went wild.

So me and like some 19 year old Hermione got to be the first two people to buy the book, and it was great. I still keep the picture in my living room. However, as I was leaving the bookstore, surrounded by jealous onlookers.

I drop the fucking book.

And I swear to god the silence that swarmed the room it was like I had dropped a BIBLE.

So I can assure you that this moment is going to forever be engraved in this kid’s mind as being the first person to drop the phone. We probably shouldn’t make as big of a deal about it, seeing as he’ll never forget it.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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It’s almost like a mirror image of Inception. It expands out the way Inception contracts inwards."

-Christopher Nolan comparing Interstellar to Inception.

source: Empire magazine

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

like-red-ash:

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

pantslesswrock:

trickstersgambit:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

this movie was perfect